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So I've Been Thinking... About Cocks?!? |
[Brea from Nubiles]
Alright so I see a lot of porn and the one thing that's been bothering me is how I can spend 20 straight hours hunting down free porn videos and pics for S3X.com and S3XTube.com and never see the same chick twice. Or the same dude twice for that matter. I realize this is a good thing but what has really bothered me for some time is the cocks. The big giant porno cocks.
I probably see 200 cocks in a day sometimes whilst thumbing through ePorns and they're all fucking HUGE. Where do these dudes get these giant cocks? I sometimes look down at my average penis in disappointment and wonder how it's possible for so many of these douche bags to have such enormous tools. I mean I could understand 1 in every 5 million dudes having a big huge dick but there are literally thousands of big dicked dudes out there.
Well you'll be happy to know your old pal (me) did some research and got the answer. See, not all of these dudes are born with big dicks at all, and no they're not taking some goofy herbal conCOCKtion (hah! see what I did there!?) or using a pump. They're using THIS. I guess the results are completely permanent, and dudes are gaining INCHES of dong both in length and girth. CHECK IT OUT!
So I got right on it and ordered up a kit. I'm gonna slap this fucker on and next time I go to FLING to score some pussy, I'm going to drill in there with my new giant cock. Do you know how much things are going to change for me when I can hookup with a chick and know that I've got the biggest cock she's
ever had? Well I'll tell you how much. A LOT.
I feel like an idiot, like there's this huge cockspiracy the whole world has been plotting against me all these years. Well watch the fuck out you guys with your giant cocks cuz I'm gonna have a big dong of my own soon and you know what? I'm telling all my Internet friends about it on my blog too, and they're gonna have giant cocks and you're all going to be just regular dudes now because we're leveling out the playing field.
Oh, and ladies... Prepare your vaginas.
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